Whoopi even ruins Star Trek and not just The Next Generation. For years in conversations about bad movies I would bring up anything with Whoopi Goldberg in it. I’m on board with the load of hot garbage this movie is. This offensive and unpalatable abortion should be investigated for fraud, because what they made here, albeit acclaimed, is acclaimed as something other than a movie. Surely this was some crowd reaction experiment that I fall into the 1% on, because all you people’s senses of discernment regarding what you allow into your life is sadly lacking. I don’t think I’ll ever look at movies or people the same after this test clip, so I guess I should thank Charlize Theron for that, or Tom Hardy. Acting is just not what either of these people are doing in this clip. I find Tom Hardy’s lack of acting to be as confusing as Theron’s scopolamine stare. I couldn’t get past that upon first glance at theron. It looks like they went and did a habitat for humanity build to look all dirty beforehand… like they put on makeup and then dirt. I feel as if it’s a joke on me, that somewhere people are watching my confused reactions. Dry arid landscapes make for thick, sludgy viewing. The makeup is fucking atrocious in this film. And, sorry Roger, his accent was pretty spot on and he probably does sound like a redneck because that’s exactly what he is. If you want to see his best performance, watch BRONSON. Best part of the movie though is Tom Hardy absolutely and is hilarious if you ask me. If Colin Gibson (Mad Max’s production designer) doesn’t win it should be him. Jack Fisk, the production designer, is one of the best in Hollywood and creates a wonderful film. Maybe that’s why 90% of what’s out there is crap.Īlso, big fan of The Revenant and seen it 3 times in theaters. You actually sympathize with her character and I personally think that there should be more strong female leads in Hollywood films. The Devil’s Advocate won one award and only nominated for a few more, none from an important awards ceremony. Everything from the score, the filmmaking (Christopher Nolan could use some pointers from George Miller filming action scenes) and the cars are near perfect and there’s a reason it’s a top all-time rated film with 10 oscar nominations. And, spoiler, Tom Hardy isn’t the lead in this film it’s Charlize Theron, he’s just there to move her along. I’m curious to as what you think is a great film because honestly this is the best movie in the past 5 years. Look at it like I took a bullet for all of you last night. I would rather watch Ishtar or Caddyshack 2 on purpose rather than watch Mad Max: Fury Road. Tom Hardy in Mad Max: Fury Road? Like watching the cast of Party Down South do Algebra. After Charlize’s performance in The Devil’s Advocate, I thought she could do no wrong. The close of the movie is exactly as you’d expect: horrible. I felt like a member of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Sort of gross but fun to watch.Īn hour in I was fully engaged. It was providing some background noise, but as bad as it was, I was intrigued – like watching cheese on a pizza melt. I will not get that two hours and twenty three minutes back.Īt the twenty minute mark, I was about to stop the movie but said to myself: “Self: let’s plow through”. There was no plot, Tom Hardy grunts a lot, Charlize Theron has half an arm, and everything is post-apocalyptic. At this point, I am happy I made it through. Mad Max: Fury Road graced my DVR yesterday evening while I was catching up on some work and blogging. I am happy to say that I have found the worst movie ever made.
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